vibrator

vibrator
1. (Vibrator) (1635↑, 423↓)
\<noun\> 1) The reason she has a headache. 2) Straight men's worst enemy. 3) A phallic object which vibrates, primarily used to hand women an easy [orgasm].

1) JESSIE: "I have a headache, dear." JAMES: "... Bitch." 2) JAMES: "You were in the bathroom a long time, oh well let's get down\!" JESSIE: "I don't feel like it any more." JAMES: "... Bitch." 3) JAMES: "How about tonight then?" JESSIE: "I'm using a vibrator James, I don't need you anymore." JAMES: "... Bitch."

Author: Stuart Fletcher http://vibrator.urbanup.com/1004431
2. (vibrator) (981↑, 419↓)
a long vibrating dildo that women use for pleasure. if u dont wanna go to a sex shop for one of these, just use an electric toothbrush\!

::puts electric toothbrush down her pants:: OHH BABY\! ::moans loudly:: mmmm yeah...

3. (vibrator) (729↑, 274↓)
Guys worst enemy.

Man, that chick wanted to bang but my mom rolled up so she went home to her fucking vibrator.

4. (vibrator) (643↑, 285↓)
Not as big as a dildo, but makes up in it for WIGGLING

yaay\!

Author: THEGIRLTHATYOUFUCKEDLASTNIGHT http://vibrator.urbanup.com/320749
5. (vibrator) (449↑, 225↓)
A vibrator is a [dildo] that vibrates.

"Some vibrators actually have remote controls and multiple vibration settings."

6. (vibrator) (278↑, 95↓)
An electric powered device used for sexual pleasure by women and men. May be of any size or shape, but often is a larger than life dildo.

While Marc was a skilled lover, Joe prefered his vibrator.

Author: Gina Rockledge http://vibrator.urbanup.com/199722
7. (vibrator) (354↑, 216↓)
A long hard vibrating toy for female pleasure

Who needs a man when I have one of these babys\!

8. (vibrator) (176↑, 73↓)
A [Feminist]'s best friend.

Since she refused to have sex with men, Cindy had to make do with her broken vibrator.

9. (vibrator) (150↑, 89↓)
a pleasure tool for women, a dildo that vibrates

"that vibrator feels good."

10. (vibrator) (143↑, 98↓)
A [dildo] that's been designed to vibrate. Usually used by women for sexual pleasure. Often used when a woman is through with men. Even when she isn't fed up with them, she's still happy to use her beloved vibrator whenever. Either that or her bare hands on le [clitoris].

-"I'm going to use a pine cone as the baby Jesu for my nativity scene this Christmas\!" -"I'm going to attach a pine cone to my vibrator and have myself a REALLY merry Christmas."

Author: Valentina Mauritza Luisina Elvira Zerlina Giovanna Vivienne Juliette Rhodes-Davies XVI http://vibrator.urbanup.com/1392425
11. (vibrator) (113↑, 70↓)
A sex toy used in a womans vagina or a mans asshole that vibrates. usually has speeds low, medium, or high.

christa: Jake i dont need you anymore\! jake: why? christa: because i got this enormous vibrator i can DO whenever i want and i dont have to ask for it. jake: whore\!

12. (vibrator) (86↑, 54↓)
El Enemigo\!\! (the enemy in spanish) The antithesis to the male penis.

Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

13. (vibrator) (106↑, 74↓)
a [blow up doll] for females.

Why are vibrators okay for women, but blow up dolls uncool for men? Yuck, I would never use a blow up doll either, so why do women get to have dildo/tupperware parties?

Author: see you on the field http://vibrator.urbanup.com/1190197
14. (vibrator) (81↑, 60↓)
competition for men

damn she broke up with me. she said the vibrator was better then me\!\!\!\!\!

15. (vibrator) (21↑, 10↓)
When you're eating a girl out, you stop and close your mouth and press it against her pussy, and roll your tongue until she orgasms.

Dude\! I gave my chick a vibrator of a lifetime\!\!\! She wouldn't stop screaming my name it felt so good.

16. (vibrator) (76↑, 67↓)
The Plasma Pistol in the [xBox] game "[Halo] 2". Called such since charging the pistol causes the contoller to vibrate for as long as you hold the trigger.

No one can beat me when I've got my vibrator and magnum.

17. (Vibrator) (77↑, 76↓)
A vibrating dildo that girls like to stick in their minge. Also fantastic on the clitty. Makes girls very wet and possibilty of squirting is high.

Stuck my vibrator in my minge tonight, squirted prefusely.

Author: Jemelda Burgundy http://vibrator.urbanup.com/1988142
18. (vibrator) (80↑, 85↓)
A samurai sword that WIGGLES\!

HighYAH\! YOUR DEAD\!

Author: DennisTehMenace http://vibrator.urbanup.com/77026
19. (vibrator) (64↑, 86↓)
a long slippery rubber that vibrates, which many women feel inclined to stick up their pussies for sexual pleasure.

Damn Katy, after Robert, I don't think even a vibrator will pop me.

20. (vibrator) (41↑, 79↓)
noun: something that vibrates, usually a [dildo]

You should try out my vibrator some time.

21. (vibrator) (38↑, 94↓)
Long vibrating insturment used for scrambling eggs.

Little brother Jeff wanted to make some fuckin eggs. So he whipped out my vibrator and went to town.

22. (vibrator) (30↑, 89↓)
A long stick that adds sexual pleasure to females, from men with limp penis's

Holy fuck. That vibrator feels nice, William.

Author: Hard Hat Harry http://vibrator.urbanup.com/106618
23. (vibrator) (40↑, 104↓)
what you use when your cucumber gets old and saggy

dam the cucumbers making a weird noise... time to buy a vibrator

24. (vibrator) (43↑, 114↓)
a long shaking motorized dildo that is put into a woman's vegina to pleasure herelf and to replace a man's penis.

Yeah Becky, I need new batteries for my vibrator, my boyfriend just broke up with me.

25. (vibrator) (59↑, 134↓)
A childrens toy; usually associated with teething.

Here you go honey... mommy got her first vibrator when she was two\!

26. (vibrator) (65↑, 147↓)
something thats funner then actuall men\!

Jim:Hunny do u want to have sex.. Nancy:Do darling my vibrator is funner then u..

Author: Bobberto2346275 http://vibrator.urbanup.com/1682725
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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